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Do you want a hassle-free way to enjoy a delicious Pornstar Martini? Well then maybe a Pornstar Martini cocktail kit is exactly what you need.
But what Pornstar Martini cocktail kit is the best? Which is right for you? Great question and this article is going to answer it.
Let’s get started.
What is a Pornstar Martini Cocktail Kit?
Before we get started, let me explain what I mean by a Pornstar Martini Cocktail kit…
…wait. You can get premixed Pornstar Martini Kits you can just pour right into a cocktail glass?
Absolutely – let’s take a look at our options.
Pornstar Martini Keg
This first option is an expensive one, but you get what you pay for.
This Pornstar Martini Keg is made by Giraffe Cocktails and contains 5 litres of deliciousness.
Okay, that might be a bit much to handle especially if it’s just two or three of you…but for a party? Hell yeah! This is absolutely worth it.
Also, according to the seller, you can keep the cocktail good between 14-20 days after opening if you can keep this bad boy in the fridge. So, you can get a little longevity out of it
On Amazon, the Portnstar Martini keg has a decent rating of 4.5 stars out of 5.
One reviewer said:
Next in our search for the best Pornstar Martini cocktail set is a Pornstar Martini in a box.
Pornstar Martini Box
This Pornstar Martini in a Box is brought to use by Shake Baby Shake and it has a pretty nifty design.
Or it has an elegant design if you’re from the 1950s and still use the word nifty like me (I’m not from the 1950s, but I think my vocabulary might be).
Okay, so they don’t call it a Pornstar Martini – they’ve gone with the safer Passion Fruit Martini option, you’d assume so more people would buy it. The name of the cocktail has been a controversial subject in the last couple of years, leading a couple of brands to opt to rename the cocktail to something more ‘shopping aisle friendly’.
But don’t worry – it’s the same cocktail!
The packaging for the Passion Fruit Martini box looks a whole lot easier to manage than the Pornstar Martini Keg. It actually looks like it wouldn’t been too much hassle bringing these to a party and also you probably wouldn’t need a massive party to get through this either.
At 2.25 litres it’s less than half what you get in the a keg, but at £12 it’s about a 6th of the price if my maths is right (it definitely isn’t – but it’s not too far off).
On Amazon, this Pornstar Martini in a box has a rating of 4.3 stars out of 5 with 249 reviews. That’s really good going.
One reviewer said:
Next in our journey to find the best Pornstar Martini cocktail kit, let’s take a look at Pornstar Martini in cans.
Pornstar Martini Cans
Shake Baby Shake also make their Passion Fruit Martini mix in cans as you can tell from the rather awesome design.
Cans are better if you just fancy a Pornstar Martini every now and again – and they’ll last longer too.
At 12 250ml cans for £16.50, the price isn’t too bad either. So you’re getting 3 litres of the stuff for £16.50…that’s pretty good value.
On Amazon, Shake Baby Shake cans are getting pretty similar reviews as their Passion Fruit Martini box. 4.3 starts out of 5 for 71 reviews. Not too shabby.
One reviewer said:
“Very tasty! Pour into a cocktail glass, add a passionfruit on top and a shot of Prosecco on the side and it’s like you have got it from a bar!”
Next up, a pre-mixed Pornstar Martini in a bottle.
Pornstar Martini Pre-Mixed Bottle
This Tails Pornstar Martini Cockail bottle has an elegant design to it that lends itself to the classy nature of the Pornstar Martini and I like that. I like that a lot.
Probably on the expensive side at £20 for a litre, but it is on Amazon Prime so you can free delivery tomorrow if you just couldn’t wait to taste this deliciousness.
Also, it’s available on Amazon’s subscribe and save scheme, which if you want this regularly you can pick it up for £18 (10% less). You can cancel this any time, so if you ordered it for £18 and decided you didn’t like it or didn’t want a regular subscription, you could just cancel it.
Worth considering, no?
ANYWAY, let’s get to the custom reviews.
This is currently listed as a number 1 bestseller for Amazon, which is impressive itself, but factor in 4.5 out of 5 stars reviews and you’re on to a winner here. And that’s with 297 total reviews too.
One reviewer said:
“I won’t lie…i’m a cocktail snob, haha. I suspect this comes from hating those premixed cans of “cocktails” from M&S all those years ago, but these Tails brands are leaps ahead of other premixed cocktails. Super handy for when you want to take cocktails to a party but don’t want to drag a bar-load of stuff with you. Very flavourful, bold and clear as to what you’re drinking. Stir or shake with ice as preferred and you’ll be one popular party guest.”
Now we’ve ran through all of our Pornstar Martini Cocktail kit options, let’s look at comparing our options.
Best Pornstar Martini Cocktail Kit By Ratings
The first meaningful way we can compare these amazing Pornstar Martini cocktail kit’s is by Amazon rating.
We’ll order them by rating and then by the number of reviews.
| Pornstar Martini Cocktail Kit | Average Rating | Number of Reviews |
| Tails Pornstar Martini Pre-Mixed Cocktail | 4.5 | 297 |
| Giraffe Cocktails Pornstar Martini Keg | 4.5 | 32 |
| Shake Baby Shake Passion Fruit Martini Box | 4.3 | 249 |
| Shake Baby Shake Passion Fruit Martini Cans | 4.3 | 71 |
As you can see, the Tails Pornstar Martini takes it by some margin.
Now let’s take a look at which Pornstar Martini cocktail kit is the best value for money.
Best Pornstar Martini Cocktail Kit By Value For Money
I think the best way to determine which Pornstar Martini cocktail kit is the best value for money to give a price by litre and take it from there.
Here’s how it breaks down:
| Pornstar Martini Cocktail Kit | Price Per Litre |
| Shake Baby Shake Passion Fruit Martini Box | £5.33 |
| Shake Baby Shake Passion Fruit Martini Cans | £5.50 |
| Giraffe Cocktails Pornstar Martini Keg | £15 |
| Tails Pornstar Martini Pre-Mixed Cocktail | £20 |
That’s a big difference in value for money.
Especially considering the average ratings for the Shake Baby Shake Pornstar Martini Cocktail Box and Cans aren’t too far away from the more expensive options on the list.
Interesting.
Our Verdict
So which is the best Pornstar Martini cocktail kit? For a general purposes based on rating and value for money, the choice has to be the Shake Baby Shake Passion Fruit Martini Box.
But there are other things to consider too.
If you want a quick, ready to go cocktail to take to a party then the Shake Baby Shake Passion Fruit Martini Box is the right option.
If you want to try these for for yourself, at home, you’ll probably be better off with the Shake Baby Shake Passion Fruit Martini Cans.
The cans will last longer and you can have one as and when you want one. You also won’t have to worry about leaving a box or a keg open and try to drink it quickly.
There’s also a case for getting what you pay for. The Tails Pornstar Martini Pre-Mixed Cocktail is expensive per litre, but it is also the best rated. It might be worth testing the quality of this compared to the Shake Baby Shake equivalent.
Or maybe, you don’t need a pornstar martini cocktail kit at all…
…maybe you should consider making a pornstar martini yourself.
Make a Pornstar Martini Yourself
I know, I know, the Pornstar Martini cocktail kit is supposed to make your lives easier and take all the hassle away from making the cocktail.
I get it.
But what if I told you making a Pornstar Martini yourself isn’t that much hassle and it won’t take you all that long?
I figure it’ll take you about 3 minutes, with minimal effort: check out our hassle-free recipe right now. For free.
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Happy mixing!
